If I could give Sean Lennon one single gift in his life, it would probably be to never appear in a gossip column. The hand he's been dealt has got to be so surpassingly alienating and weird, that seeing himself reflected in the media's funhouse mirror must make it even more difficult.What did George once say? “The nicest thing is to open the newspapers and not to find yourself in them.”So why am I posting this photo from gossip central Page Six, which recently touted Sean and model Charlotte Kemp as "the new John and Yoko"? Mostly because I like Sean's prepster [...]