About Michael Gerber

is Blogmom of Hey Dullblog. His novels and parodies have sold 1.25 million copies in 25 languages. He lives in Santa Monica, CA, and runs The American Bystander all-star print humor magazine.

A quick yawp from Mr. History

By |2026-08-25T10:35:23-07:00August 24, 2026|Uncategorized|

(I just wrote some of this in a comment responding to @Paul, and while the sentiments are ones I've expressed before, I expressed them particularly succinctly here, and so wanted to surface them as a post, in hopes they'd elicit some discussion.--MG) I'm staying with a friend of mine who is getting over a stroke, and she doesn't know much about The Beatles. I mean, she knows plenty, but she doesn't KNOW about them like you and I do. So after she told me her favorite Beatle was George, we took a couple of nights to watch Martin Scorsese's Living in the [...]

First Thoughts on “The Beatles – A Four-Film Cinematic Event”

By |2026-08-18T10:12:41-07:00August 17, 2026|Film, Movies, Uncategorized|

Let's begin here: Movie making is so collaborative, so expensive, and so many things can go wrong, that it’s a miracle any of them are any damn good. And I so want these to be good. I've never seen a movie up close, but my wife worked on several high-profile prestige TV shows in the 2010s -- "Mad Men" and "Breaking Bad." I saw how the sausage was made on both projects, and the drama was as intense behind the cameras as in front of them. A big Hollywood production would be 10x more collaborative than that, with 10x more financial pressure [...]

Last Recorded Audio of John Lennon, 12/8/80

By |2026-08-14T10:52:11-07:00August 14, 2026|1980|

John and Yoko being interviewed, Dec. 6, 1980 YouTube in its infinite wisdom served this up to me today, and I spent a melancholy five minutes listening. Where do people get this stuff? How do they get it? I wonder when Yoko passes, will there be a lot of new things to listen to? And will I still be young enough to care? :-) As much as we've (rightly) discussed the enervation of John's Dakota years -- the weight loss, the torpor -- and been generally skeptical of the "househusband"-focused PR John was doing in late 1980, it's fun/sad to remember [...]

Confessions of a Teenaged Beatleg Fanatic

By |2026-08-14T10:52:58-07:00August 10, 2026|bootlegs|

A 1985 bootleg containing the mysterious track "Peace of Mind." Longtime readers of this blog will recall my fascination with bootlegs, especially as a teenager and into my 20s. Lucky for me, the 1980s and especially the 1990s were an excellent time for this passion, spanning the period between the legendary John Barrett Tapes to all the deluxe CD series and box sets that basically forced Apple to initiate The Beatles Anthology. (George's financial situation probably had something to do with it, too.) I don't know what fans think of boots anymore. For me they caused a genuine kind of ecstasy, [...]

Some Thoughts on The Boys of Dungeon Lane

By |2026-06-03T17:42:05-07:00June 3, 2026|The Boys of Dungeon Lane|

(A friend of mine, Nick Zaino, wrote me his thoughts on Paul's latest LP, The Boys of Dungeon Lane. I found them interesting, and asked him if I could share them here. Put your own feelings in the comments, hmm?—MG) I like it. He can still write a snarling guitar riff when he wants to, and his ability to chart a whiplash change in an arrangement is well intact. And he can still tell a story from a character’s point of view. The opening track is sticking with me. It’s about him having a crush on a neighbor when he was a [...]

“Hope You Got That”

By |2026-06-02T11:27:06-07:00June 2, 2026|Paul McCartney|

A friend sent me this excerpt from Paul's appearance on "Chicken Shop Date." I pass it along mainly to note that Paul's method of going through life is "Flirt first and make excuses later," and I 100% approve.   View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Chicken Shop Date (@chickenshopdate) In addition to their obvious musical and lyric talent, the four Beatles were each some of the most charming MFs to ever walk this good green Earth. Together, they were unstoppable, and far from thinking that charm invalidates their success, it actually should be celebrated as a integral part [...]

Quick Housekeeping Note re: Moolah

By |2026-05-28T17:48:07-07:00May 28, 2026|Uncategorized|

Ringo's "very impressive" Zephyr for sale. As you know, I've been investigating monetizing this site somehow. It costs me about $720 per year to host, and over the 15 or so years we've been on Wordpress, that's enough for a used Zephyr Zodiac. But I just can't do it. Ads are junky-looking, and people are DCMA'ing posts they don't like. I think the Patreon's been hacked, though by whom and what for I'm not sure. As I am learning, people just do things. If it's a choice between making a little money and having the freedom to say exactly what [...]

How We Got Here

By |2026-05-14T14:59:07-07:00May 14, 2026|Yoko Ono|

J&Y in National Lampoon Magazine, March 1972. Available, along with the rest of the issue, on Internetarchive.org. This morning, about a week into the Great AdSense Experiment, I got a notification from Google that ads were being turned off on one of our posts. I went to check it out, and someone had filed a DCMA violation report. What post was it? My Yoko Problem…and Yours? Sigh. DCMA is a claim of copyright infringement, so the first thing I did was remove all external art embeds from the piece. The second thing I did was replace the featured image with [...]

The concept behind Pepper

By |2026-05-13T01:06:38-07:00May 13, 2026|Uncategorized|

Reading Starostin's part one analysis of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, I realized that I've never wondered for a second about "the concept" behind that LP; it's so clear to me I'm a little puzzled when people -- John Lennon among them -- profess that there is no concept whatever. But I'm finding it difficult to write. I've spent the last two days writing paragraphs and discarding them, and this post is a final attempt to blast through, share my idea, and continue hashing it out in the comments. Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is an album designed around a [...]

How I’d publish Tune In Vol. 2 and 3!

By |2026-05-07T01:15:04-07:00May 6, 2026|books, Tune In, Uncategorized|

The Beatles liked BOOKS. I had not been following the publishing trials and travails of the world's foremost Beatle researcher, Mark Lewisohn (having plenty of publishing trials and travails of my own), so I was surprised to hear from commenter @Craig that he doesn't have a publisher for Volumes II or III of his definitive Beatles history. Volume I, Tune In, came out in 2013 to much acclaim, and so much fan interest that a truly mammoth 1728pp Extended Edition is available right now for $169.00 on Amazon.com. (It had gone out of print in the States, which caused us [...]

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