About Michael Gerber

is Blogmom of Hey Dullblog. His novels and parodies have sold 1.25 million copies in 25 languages. He lives in Santa Monica, CA, and runs The American Bystander all-star print humor magazine.

A Few Thoughts on Beatles Scholarship

By |2026-05-07T01:20:05-07:00April 28, 2026|Beatle History, Uncategorized|

The Fabs at Brasenose College, Oxford, March 1964 Folks, I'm not sure this one is worth posting—I'm not satisfied with it, but sometimes I'm the last to know what will spur discussion. Enjoy.—MG As part of my freewheeling, exhaustive, and ultimately exhausting attempt to do anything other than what I am supposed to, this morning I ran across a very interesting blog post by a Beatles scholar named Serene Sargent. Coming hot on the heels of yesterday's attempt at work-avoidance, a Substack about the decay of the university and the death of the humanities, and the increasingly important role of [...]

Did Paul “Save The Beatles”?

By |2026-05-07T01:22:50-07:00April 7, 2026|1971, Allen Klein, Uncategorized|

"Hey, we're in the best position in the history of showbiz. Now watch us fuck it up." Allen Klein, John Lennon and Yoko Ono, 1969. Allen Klein has, unsurprisingly, been a frequent topic of this blog (to begin with: here, here, here). This morning I read a Great Thought claiming that Paul McCartney gets too much credit for filing his lawsuit to dissolve the partnership; far from "saving the Beatles' legacy" as is now frequently claimed, Paul was simply looking out for his own narrow interests, the commenter said, and following the advice of his in-laws, the Eastmans, who were [...]

Will the Beatles Last?

By |2026-05-07T01:24:58-07:00March 30, 2026|Beatle History, Uncategorized|

When the Beatles are 64, from LIFE Magazine in 1968. As the Boomer generation fades into eternity, what does that mean for the standing of Beatlemusic in the culture? And what does it mean for the phenomenon of The Beatles as a cultural force? Will they persist as something like Mozart or Shakespeare, or recede like "Laugh-In" or Herman's Hermits? I'm biased, of course -- but less than you might think. I'm 56, so what people are digging in one hundred years' time is really nothing to do with me. But going strictly by what has happened since 1963, I [...]

I’d Love to Turn You On

By |2026-03-26T12:47:44-07:00March 25, 2026|Drugs|

The Beatles and friend in Hamburg, May 1962 Getting to those 10,000 hours at double speed. In the course of (as the kids say) "chopping it up" in the comments, I stumbled on a topic that I'd like to (re-) address. It's one that I've talked about incessantly on this blog, but it suddenly occurred to me that after all the posts and all the comments over the years, I might never have explained why. At one point I was fascinated by the intersection of The Beatles and addiction, and wrote about it a lot here. Even though you could [...]

Memories of Nicholas Schaffner and The Beatles Forever

By |2026-03-30T15:51:17-07:00January 4, 2026|1976, books|

This edition is in a lot better condition than mine is. Like many a second-generation fan, I thrilled to Nicholas Schaffner's book The Beatles Forever. (Which can be viewed in its entirety here!) Some years ago, when my mom was cleaning out the family homestead on Forest Avenue in Oak Park, she handed me a box of Beatles stuff salvaged from my old room—LPs, posters, and books all still scented with my desperate teenaged dreams. Of my shelf-full of Beatle books, I kept only five—SHOUT!, John Lennon: One Day at a Time (since pitched), the Hunter Davies bio, Rolling Stone's The [...]

Old Draft: Beatles Folk Memory 1970-1995

By |2026-01-03T21:30:45-08:00December 8, 2025|Uncategorized|

[Folks: I found this in Drafts, re-read it, and liked it. I don't know why I didn't post it before, maybe because i didn't come to A Grand Conclusion. Anyway, enjoy.—MG]   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl8btU0EYno Commenter D.N. just coined a phrase that I really love: "Beatles folk memory," which I took to mean "how the Beatles phenomenon, and the experience of being a fan of theirs, was experienced by fans." I think it's a tremendously useful concept. The folk memory of first-generation fans is easiest to track, not only because it left huge traces in the mainstream monoculture, but because it was [...]

Lights are back on.

By |2025-12-08T12:51:57-08:00December 8, 2025|Housekeeping|

Folks, last week I watched the refurb'ed Beatles Anthology (might post my opinions). Then I cruised around r/beatles, and had a nice interaction with a smart fan, who seemed pleased I was part of the Hey Dullblog crew. They encouraged me to re-open the site, and said that if I didn't do that, "could they privately ask me a few questions via email"? Well, obviously, sure. That was flattering, and surprising—though I respect our other contributors immensely, for me HD has always been strictly hobby-writing, so when someone expresses a sense of its worth, I am particularly pleased. It's as if my [...]

From Faith Current: “The Sacred Ordinary: St. Peter’s Church Hall”

By |2025-12-08T12:22:45-08:00May 1, 2023|Uncategorized|

Folks, this piece was in the editorial queue before Nancy and I decided to put this site on hiatus. To honor my commitment to Faith, I post it here. Enjoy.—MG BY FAITH CURRENT  St. Peter’s Church, Woolton Village, Liverpool January 11, 2023 “You’re lookin’ for Eleanor then?” The voice startles me — I’d thought I was alone and anyway, disembodied voices in cemeteries tend to be startling on any account.  I spin around to see an old man regarding me with a cryptic smile. He’s wearing a thick woolen overcoat and carrying a walking stick. Standing in the mist at the edge [...]

A brief (?) hiatus

By |2025-12-08T12:22:48-08:00April 22, 2023|Uncategorized|

After much discussion over several months, Nancy and I have decided to put Dullblog in the deep freeze, at least temporarily. We may post occasionally, but comments will be off. We'll be leaving it up as an archive—for now. Diverting as it has been, Dullblog has never really fit with the rest of my professional life, and my first impulse was to send the other writers their posts, then nuke the site from space. But my wife convinced me that there might be people—perhaps someone housebound, as I was when Devin, Ed, and I began this site in 2008—for whom HD is [...]

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