About Michael Gerber

is Blogmom of Hey Dullblog. His novels and parodies have sold 1.25 million copies in 25 languages. He lives in Santa Monica, CA, and runs The American Bystander all-star print humor magazine.

Lennon and…John?

By |2019-10-17T14:22:53-07:00October 17, 2019|John Lennon|

I don't know about you, but this always felt like a real friendship to me. Commenter @Hologram Sam dropped this into a comment thread but I thought it was worth making into a post. In Elton John's new autobiography, Me, he tells of a meeting he had with Yoko Ono in the early 80s (had to be some time before January 1984, for reasons you'll see in a second). If you're reading this site, you know that Elton John and John Lennon were good friends, and Elton was apparently one of the few people John socialized with during the Dakota years. Unlike [...]

George Harrison’s Last Interview

By |2019-10-11T11:47:55-07:00October 11, 2019|George Harrison|

Ran across this yesterday for the millionth time and wanted to share; George was an interesting dude. A month later, he was diagnosed with throat cancer—making this George Harrison's last interview. George's core struggle is right here. He spoke the wisdom, saw and felt that it was true, but (for example) smoked so much he died at 58. I suppose there are some few holy men and women who can handle it, but for the rest of us, addiction is the opposite of enlightenment. George, like John, was right here in the soup with us, his flaws and virtues all mixed together. [...]

Where would John Lennon have moved?

By |2020-02-27T21:21:55-08:00October 10, 2019|John Lennon|

This morning I had a stray thought: what would John Lennon have done if he'd survived? Where would he have gone? Now don't get too excited: I was all set to write a big long thinky post about this, but today has been nothing but furious fingers typing typing typing, so I will keep it short, and let the commentariat do the opining for me. In Life After Death for Beginners, my novel about a Lennon-like character who survives an assassination and has to find out who shot him and why, I put the main character here in Santa Monica. I am [...]

Happy Birthday John Lennon, wherever you are!

By |2019-10-09T19:14:35-07:00October 9, 2019|John Lennon|

Lennon with a "UFO Detector," 1965. Photo by Brian Duffy. October 9th is, as every Beatle fan knows, John Lennon's birthday. I am sure he is celebrating along with us, probably on some distant planet. ("Dear People of Earth, all I want for my birthday is an impeachment. You know who.") An old family friend sent me a link to an article: "Five Things You Didn't Know About John Lennon." I knew them, and you would too, so I'm not linking to it. But that led me to another site about Lennon's famous 1974 UFO encounter (which we talked about here). John's [...]

Beatleg Stories

By |2022-03-07T15:02:10-08:00October 8, 2019|bootlegs|

Whatever time you're reading this, chances are I'm doing the same thing: furiously pedaling my bike en route to my local repertory movie theater, fifteen minutes late for some old movie, with no lights (I know I know) and some truly awful Beatles outtake blaring in my ears. Probably 25% of all the room on my iPhone is taken up by Artifacts I and II, the Beatle bootleg set that basically forced the release of The Beatles Anthology. 25% more are a bunch of digipaks, from Kinfauns to Chaos to Pepper in mono. And because it's on shuffle, I can go from [...]

Stephen Kroninger Draws John Lennon

By |2020-09-10T11:17:22-07:00October 5, 2019|Art, John Lennon|

Master illustrator Stephen Kroninger has contributed this portrait of John Lennon to Bystander #13. I thought you might like to see it. (Yes, it's illustrating a column of mine. Naturally.) John Lennon, by Stephen Kroninger, from The American Bystander #13. In addition to being a serious Beatles/Lennon fan, Stephen's a genius. He's done a couple of great illustrations of the Fabs, early and late.  

Beatle interviews, 1969-70

By |2019-10-01T21:57:50-07:00October 1, 2019|Interviews|

With Mark Lewisohn lately touting the recording of a business meeting where an album after Abbey Road was being discussed, I was particularly interested in this YouTube edit of interviews with all four Beatles during the same period. (BTW, I've heard tell of Lennon's carve-up plan for decades—four songs for him, four songs for Paul, four for George, and two for Ringo—so I wonder just how unheard Lewisohn's tape really is. Maybe I'm dreaming, but I'm sure I read this years ago.) https://youtu.be/eEFbLgzn7VE Paul, John, George and Ringo, talkin' I'll say right now: there are no bombshells in these interviews (and I [...]

Getting Better (Take 1)

By |2019-09-23T14:23:14-07:00September 23, 2019|Sgt. Pepper|

A quick check-in with two goodies from the Pepper Super Deluxe Edition. Ooh, Take 1! I love how HEAVY the heavy part is, and how bright and optimistic the pianet is. Nobody did dynamic range like the Beatles. You can see how easily they could've done "heavy" rock, if the mood had struck. I've always felt that a lot of what sounds light or poppy about The Beatles' later stuff is simply their polishing process in the studio. "Penny Lane"-era Macca was apparently looking for a very "clean" sound; but I love this dirtier one, too. https://youtu.be/J-s_6oH06m0 And Take 12 below shows [...]

Sgt Pepper Versus Revolver

By |2019-09-22T22:38:45-07:00September 22, 2019|Sgt. Pepper|

Friend Stephen Kroninger sent me this list of the Beatles best albums today; not surprisingly, Revolver edged out Sgt. Pepper (with Abbey Road at #2!). This led to some interesting thoughts regarding Sgt Pepper versus Revolver, which I wanted to share. I've written about my love for Pepper many times before (probably most lucidly here), and Nancy has written nicely here. It's not as though the album needs defenders. Or does it? For the record (ha), I definitely prefer Pepper; I listen to it more frequently, think it's more interesting, and feel it is—decisively—a greater artistic achievement. I also think the songs [...]

A Few Words on Conspiracy Theory

By |2020-01-14T18:43:00-08:00September 10, 2019|Uncategorized|

Who is this man? Several Beatles-related conspiracy theories—the idea that John and Paul were lovers, and the granddaddy of them all, the Paul McCartney death hoax—have emerged in the comments of late, and so I wanted to take a moment to share some strategies on how to deal with this kind of thinking. The goal should be to address the material in a respectful way—clearly it touches many people powerfully—while at the same time keeping things sane and positive. From the age of roughly five (I know, I know) to 42, I was fascinated by conspiracy theories about the assassinations of the [...]

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