About Michael Gerber

is Blogmom of Hey Dullblog. His novels and parodies have sold 1.25 million copies in 25 languages. He lives in Santa Monica, CA, and runs The American Bystander all-star print humor magazine.

Getting Better (Take 1)

By |2019-09-23T14:23:14-07:00September 23, 2019|Sgt. Pepper|

A quick check-in with two goodies from the Pepper Super Deluxe Edition. Ooh, Take 1! I love how HEAVY the heavy part is, and how bright and optimistic the pianet is. Nobody did dynamic range like the Beatles. You can see how easily they could've done "heavy" rock, if the mood had struck. I've always felt that a lot of what sounds light or poppy about The Beatles' later stuff is simply their polishing process in the studio. "Penny Lane"-era Macca was apparently looking for a very "clean" sound; but I love this dirtier one, too. https://youtu.be/J-s_6oH06m0 And Take 12 below shows [...]

Sgt Pepper Versus Revolver

By |2019-09-22T22:38:45-07:00September 22, 2019|Sgt. Pepper|

Friend Stephen Kroninger sent me this list of the Beatles best albums today; not surprisingly, Revolver edged out Sgt. Pepper (with Abbey Road at #2!). This led to some interesting thoughts regarding Sgt Pepper versus Revolver, which I wanted to share. I've written about my love for Pepper many times before (probably most lucidly here), and Nancy has written nicely here. It's not as though the album needs defenders. Or does it? For the record (ha), I definitely prefer Pepper; I listen to it more frequently, think it's more interesting, and feel it is—decisively—a greater artistic achievement. I also think the songs [...]

A Few Words on Conspiracy Theory

By |2020-01-14T18:43:00-08:00September 10, 2019|Uncategorized|

Who is this man? Several Beatles-related conspiracy theories—the idea that John and Paul were lovers, and the granddaddy of them all, the Paul McCartney death hoax—have emerged in the comments of late, and so I wanted to take a moment to share some strategies on how to deal with this kind of thinking. The goal should be to address the material in a respectful way—clearly it touches many people powerfully—while at the same time keeping things sane and positive. From the age of roughly five (I know, I know) to 42, I was fascinated by conspiracy theories about the assassinations of the [...]

A Secret History of The Beatles?

By |2019-09-04T12:38:21-07:00September 4, 2019|Uncategorized|

Is there, do you think, a secret history of The Beatles? In a private email, commenter Justin and I began talking about this Dullblog post—which, nearly ten years later, remains the best summary of my feelings on the breakup. (For those short on time: I think Lennon pulled away from Paul and the group impulsively, almost by mistake, driven by his pride, his manager, his habit and his wife, pretty much in that order; and then didn't have the emotional tools to walk it back, even though he regretted it immediately and eventually realized it killed him creatively.) John "Superfly" Lennon, January [...]

Who’s buying the Abbey Road Anniversary Edition?

By |2019-08-24T23:03:07-07:00August 24, 2019|Uncategorized|

https://youtu.be/GQCfZ4uAAuE I genuinely love Abbey Road—for what it is, and for the role it plays in the Beatles' story, too. I agree with Michael Bleicher's recent post: of all The Beatles' work it is the least sonically dated. More than that, it's always somewhat refreshing to listen to. To my ear, it mapped out a solid future for the group, should they have cared to grasp it (and Allen Klein's machinations not gotten in the way). "Come Together" is a thoroughly Lennon song—no one else could've written or sung that; ditto McCartney's "Oh Darling" or "The End"; or "Something" or "Here Comes [...]

But Paul Is My Favorite Beatle

By |2019-08-19T13:30:49-07:00August 19, 2019|Paul McCartney|

As I've written, John Lennon was my favorite Beatle growing up—for all the reasons we love John: his intelligence and wit, his directness, his unique gifts with words and music, his sense of larger purpose in the world and ability to inspire. Plus, I felt that as a young creative person in the middle of nowhere trying to make a black-and-white life turn into glorious Technicolor, John Lennon had specific things to teach me. Plus, his difficult beginnings were similar in some ways to my own, and so we shared that fierce desperation to make it, no matter what. Happy people don't [...]

Peter Fonda 1939-2019

By |2019-08-18T12:56:32-07:00August 18, 2019|Uncategorized|

Actor and acclaimed Beatle tangent ("At a party at the Playboy Mansion in 1965, Lennon overheard...") Peter Fonda died this week at age 79. As I said in this earlier post, I met him at a party in 2009, and we talked Fabs. He was tall and gracious and looked just like, well, Peter Fonda. George was his favorite Beatle, but the song he inspired was John's. Dullblogger Devin wrote an acclaimed biography of Peter's dad Henry (link goes to Amazon), so maybe he has something interesting to share. I'll reach out. Meanwhile, my verdict: Good guy. Good song. Good life. https://youtu.be/8b-9DNkWw5g

John Was My Favorite Beatle

By |2019-08-18T14:57:12-07:00August 17, 2019|Uncategorized|

Everybody's a baby. Commenter @Justin wrote this morning about John Lennon's lousy reputation among younger Beatle fans, and the concomitant rise in esteem that Paul McCartney has enjoyed. This has joggled some thoughts about my own fandom that perhaps are worth sharing. I haven't given this post the obsessive working over that I sometimes mete out to my posts on Dullblog, and that's on purpose; I'm writing "off the top of my brain," trusting that this will add something that too much analysis might take away. When I was growing up, John was my favorite Beatle, and it wasn't close. I liked [...]

A John and Yoko movie?

By |2019-08-15T13:28:20-07:00August 15, 2019|Uncategorized|

Commenter @Hologram Sam found this item on Deadline from last October, and we've been talking about it a little on the Jann Wenner thread, so I thought it was worthy of its own post. Apparently the project teams the director of Dallas Buyers Club, Jean-Marc Vallée, with the screenwriter behind Bohemian Rhapsody. I don't envy them; like the failed Broadway musical, any authorized John and Yoko movie is going to be fighting itself—Yoko will insist that only a certain story will be put forth, but that story (in addition to being oft-told) isn't actually that interesting. John and Yoko certainly felt their [...]

Thinking of Linking

By |2019-08-07T01:31:02-07:00August 7, 2019|Housekeeping|

After writing this post on how to defray some of the costs of running Dullblog (keep lobbing over your preferences in the comments!), I've started very tentatively adding Amazon Affiliate links to songs, LPs, and movies. I mean, we all probably have every Beatles song and movie in several permutations, but... [Another way I could do this is have every post sport a little kicker at the end, something like "Media mentioned in this post." The benefit of this is that it doesn't distract the reader in the middle of the text. Better? Worse?] I'm also occasionally linking to older Dullblog posts; [...]

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